basedgosh: which horny geologist named this mineral
mdpak: gayseal: whitetax2012: godh8sfags: thatryguy: Remember this video the next time you use the word gay as a derogatory adjective. As a public service announcement, this fucking rocks! this is fucking gay omg I get the message, but this video is gay.
shavingryansprivates: when they say the title of the album in a song
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
pigeonsatan: orbitars: how to summon pigeon satan: draw pentagram sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ
mufasamonsta replied to your post: so i now understand the hype over electra heart… have you listened to dark paradise, national anthem, or summertime sadness? lana is so angsty i’ve only heard parts of some songs but i don’t really have any drive to sit down and actually listen to anything from her all the way through
strawberrycock replied to your post: omfg this episode of spongebob is on and it’s the… OMFG? it was so fucking funny you have no idea
omfg this episode of spongebob is on and it’s the one where flats beats up spongebob but spongebob just absorbs all his punches and they make this squeaky noise and the whole time flats is grunting and gets faster and then gets slower and i wasn’t watching the tv and it sounded soooooo dirty someone needs to put that audio on here please
chekhov: rosaparkour: chekhov: rosa parkour leaping over segregation i oh my god i had that url hoarded on my first blog
deadb1ogger: FIRMLY GRASP IT
mufasamonsta replied to your post: tumblr has lost its mind.. they’re actually giving stuff away though.. at tumblrmarketing(.)com that was fake wasn’t it. my immediate response to asks like this is that they’re fake
so i now understand the hype over electra heart after listening to it enough. marina is great. still not sold on lana. probably never will be. sorry.
menveloppais: my whole life has been a series of phases worth regretting that i was unaware of so i’m probably in one now too
Anonymous asked: tumblr has lost its mind.. they're actually giving stuff away though.. at tumblrmarketing(.)com
babyminaj: this made me feel even more white than i already am
thelordofthebutts: hell is a place where you’re strapped to a chair and forced to watch an endless slideshow of every picture of yourself that you deleted it’d be hell for me if i was forced to watch other people watching said endless slideshow
13ryc3: literallysame: new york is perfect I love her so much i actually bookmarked this and expect to see it on my blog 7 times a week cause im in love with her
odair: OW I BURNT MY HAND at night
Fall 2012 TV Schedule Night by Night →
since everyone cares what i watch, here’s my schedule (i’m in central time, for reference. the person who typed the article also is in central time but the tv guide pictures are in eastern) monday: the voice, i guess. there’s nothing else that i would want to watch, really. tuesday: the voice and/or raising hope at 7, happy endings and don’t trust the b from 8 to 9 ...
Anonymous asked: Oh my Arceus. You have the best blog ever. You are so wonderful and handsome and super hero. I hope someone builds you a house soon.
sebastian stan is so. fucking. gORGEOUS.